Let me make it clear from the outset, it’s not that I don’t like dogs, it’s just that they aren’t something that I want to have. And if I did decide to have one, I wouldn’t refer to it as my fur baby! And thinking on a little more about it - it’s not the dogs that I have a particular issue with its those fecking fur parents. It’s a stretch - but the closest I’ve been to being a fur parent is being an actual parent to toddlers - and as it happens it’s not a bad way of making m